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well, it seems like the community of creative writers on livewireless is growing, and while that is wonderful for the community overall, I am concerned about one thing: boyslash seems to be invisible.

girlslash makes up the large majority of stories being posted, and garners quite a bit of discussion, but boyslash is largely ignored. what is it about boyslash the encourages this invisibility? frankly, I'm tired of my experiences and desires being marginalized.

I think we need to address what is going on here, and discuss the state of the boyslash community, because this is a very serious issue.
 
 
 
 
 
 
This is just a hunch, but boyslash may be invisible because you haven't written any, Gaeta.
also becuz girls are superior. hahahahahahahaha!
see, this is exactly the kind of attitude I'm talking about! male sexuality doesn't get any respect around here.
excuse me, but I think my sexuality is very respected. it's not my fault I get turned on by the idea of hot GOGA because I'm NOT GAY.

now find me some more whores.
you know, I am high offended by the fact that I will read all of your stories about lady parts, because I have respect for all of you as authors...yet you show no interest in my stories!
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANY!!!
how do you know?? it's not like you care! maybe I have written a whole bunch of big gay stories, but I don't feel comfortable posting them here because you people oppress me!
mmmmmmm, two guys doing it. that's hot!
Thank you, Mrs. Tigh. Could you please stop touching my leg?
I think it might be because girls smell like berries and pretty stuff, Felix.
Boys can smell pretty too, Billy.
yeah billy boyz can smell like berries. sumtimes lee smells a lot like a fruit!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE!!!
SHUT UP, KARA.
maybe if there weren't so much internalized homophobia around here, there would be a richer gay community!
Well now you're marginalizing gay females, Lieutenant. There is a very rich gay community here. Just ask Kara Thrace.
You're right. I can tell from all the girlslash being posted here.
But my story was gen!!! I think there is plenty of variety!!! Why can't we all just get along like the colors in the rainbow???
...how do you know what gen is, Billy?
Um...Admiral Cain taught me. In our meetings of the Dead People Club.
Oh.
She smells like gunpowder, though. it doesn't smell as pretty as berries.
You are so out of the club, Billy.
but, I love the Dead People Club! nobody else understands how I feel! why can't everyone just write genfic like me, and hug each other -- then they wouldn't have to be upset!
do you think I smell pretty?
I do.
Look, everybody, Lt. Gaeta's writing boyslash!
while, of course, I personally have no interest in gay erotica, it is important that we respect all lifestyles equally. thank you for this official communication of your concerns.
u have a giant stik up ur ass! and u no what that means!
the way I see it, there just isn't much demand for boyslash. I mean, all the guys like girlslash, and the girls like it too! that's just the way it is.
You see, this is just the kind of imbalance that I am talking about. I read everyone's stories because I respect everyone as an author. I wish you all would give me and my boyslash the same consideration, whether or not it turns you on.
wait, you've actually written boyslash?
Pardon my language, but:

SRSLY!!!
Look, dude, you know I love and respect you in a totally non-homosexual way (btw, Chief, where you at?) but I think you have to accept that the majority of Battlestar Galactica is straight dudes and total lesbos like Starbuck, and while they may also respect you in a totally non-homosexual way, they're not really going to be interested in guy-on-guy action. Battlestar Galactica isn't interested in gay dudes.
I AM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!

JUST BECAUSE I AM A MINORITY DOES NOT MEAN MY INTERESTS DO NOT COUNT!
I AM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA U H0R! I ACTUALLY WRITE STORIES THAT ARE GOOD!
NOW WHO IS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, BITCH! SNAP! AND ALSO, YOUR STORIES SUCK!
HOW WOULD U KNOW?!? U THINK PUSSY IS GROSS!
wait a minute, changes in usernames have to be approved by the livewireless moderator!
Shut up, Lee.
Yeah! Shut up, Lee. Unless you wanna, I dunno, make out or something.